Union Square

Hasta la Muerta, Baby

A would-be thespian from Texas comes to town and tries to land a part in Neil Simon's latest play. Losing out at her first audition, she finds friendship with the ecclectic group of regulars at a diner called Union Square.

The Audition

Gaby asks Michael to write her an original monologue for a big audition, which leads to doubts about their respective talents. Jack gets involved with his parole officer's daughter. Suzanne interviews prospective divorce lawyers. Albie is fascinated by the diner's new revolving pie rack.

Enjoy Your Haddock

A Stool with a View

Gaby is cast in a student film, but the scene requires her to kiss Jack.

Michael's First Stand

Michael tries to prove he can be shallow when it comes to his sex life after the others find out he has never had a one-night stand. Gaby wants to be open-minded about a very tall guy who fancies women's clothes. Meanwhile, Suzanne's ex-husband is poaching clients.

Harrassed

A bookie's widow looks to collect a debt from Jack. Gaby is fired from her temp job after being sexually harassed and Michael wants her to sue. Suzanne tries to find someone to take a cruise with her.