Two and a Half Men
Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Season 1
24 episodes
Premiered Sep 22, 2003
Season 2
24 episodes
Premiered Sep 20, 2004
Season 3
24 episodes
Premiered Sep 19, 2005
Season 4
24 episodes
Premiered Sep 18, 2006
Season 5
19 episodes
Premiered Sep 24, 2007
Season 6
24 episodes
Premiered Sep 22, 2008
Season 7
22 episodes
Premiered Sep 21, 2009
Season 8
16 episodes
Premiered Sep 20, 2010
Season 9
24 episodes
Premiered Sep 19, 2011
Season 10
23 episodes
Premiered Sep 27, 2012
Season 11
22 episodes
Premiered Sep 26, 2013
Season 12
16 episodes
Premiered Oct 30, 2014
Ep 1Pilot
Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.
Ep 2Big Flappy Bastards
Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things.
Ep 3Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father.
Ep 4If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.
Ep 5The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.
Ep 6Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to avoid.
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