The Knights of Prosperity

Sofía Vergara

Esperanza Villalobos

Lenny Venito

Francis 'Squatch' Squacieri

Maz Jobrani

Gourishankar 'Gary' Subramaniam

Kevin Michael Richardson

Rockefeller Butts

Josh Grisetti

Louis Plunk

Seasons

Season 1

13 episodes

Premiered Jan 3, 2007

Episodes

1–6 of 13

Ep 1

Pilot

Jan 3, 2007

Eugene Gurkin had always wanted to open his own bar, yet never had the money to do it. After one of his co-workers dies, Eugene comes up with the idea to rob a famous celebrity's apartment after seeing how the rich and famous live on E! News.

Ep 2

Operation: Seduce Simone

Jan 10, 2007

Eugene's plan gets more complicated when the Knights realize they also need a five-digit security code to gain access to Mick Jagger's apartment. In hope of gaining access to the code, the Knights must rely on Louis to seduce Simone Cashwell, the head of Mick Jagger's security company.

Ep 3

Operation: Fighting Shape

Jan 17, 2007

As Esperanza deals with her loud, obnoxious, and confrontational customer, the Knights go out with an happy drunk who lives to have his photograph taken with celebrities.

Ep 4

Operation: Deliver the Case

Jan 24, 2007

The Knights try to find their way inside Mick Jagger's security company. Rockefeller has an interview for a position with Burton Security and the Knights attempt to get Rockefeller a fake ID.

Ep 5

Operation: Ralph

Jan 31, 2007

Eugene is persuaded by the other Knights to date Ralph, a Burton Security Guard, an alpha-male who hides his homosexuality extremely well, and to seduce Ralph into revealing information about Mick Jagger.

Ep 6

Operation: Caught on Tape

Feb 7, 2007