Cher

1. Cher opens the show with ""Friends"" and a monologue with Lily about having just quit smoking. 2. Ernestine the switchboard operator (Lily) dials up Cher to find out the truth about all of the wild stories published in the movie magazines. 3. Janet Jackson reveals to Cher what it's like growing up in the Jackson household. 4. The Jacksons perform ""I Am Love"" 5. Lily appears in a comedy sketch as David's eager blind date. 6. Cher sings ""Since I Fell For You"" 7. Cher and The Jacksons invent the commercial on a deserted island. 8. Pitchwoman Donna Jean Brodine (Cher) demonstrates the miraculous new ""Wondr-bat."" 9. The Jacksons sing ""The World Was a Mess"", introducing a segment in which Cher, Lily and David portray the confused first inhabitants in the Garden Of Eden. 10. Lily annoys a married couple (Cher and David) waiting on the corner for a bus. 11. Cher recites Rudyard Kipling's poem ""If"" to an animated sequence. 12. Cher joins The Jacksons for a medley of The Jacksons' greatest hits